Parisian Chic Lover T-Shirts

girl asking her grey haired grandma about Parisian hair styles

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Hats and Food

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

La Boheme - Mimi dies

"We will always have Paris."

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

Melania Trump

Le Roi Kong

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

Diane Keaton

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

Satire on Contemporary Fashion

'That's Quasimodo's penthouse apartment. He made a fortune selling ring tones.'

Can Can

I love coloured tights

Chapeaux!

Anna Wintour

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

Does my bank account look big in this?

Dressed to the fives.

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

French Flag

Journey to the Land of Enchantment