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'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Victor Hugo

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

The Digital Family

Yoko Ono

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Eugene Delacroix

French Animal Noises.

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Notre Dame Phoenix

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Wearing all black

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Department de Philosophie

Postes Modernes

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

Paul Verlaine

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Bernard Palissy

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier

Chapeaux!

'That's Quasimodo's penthouse apartment. He made a fortune selling ring tones.'

Swamp creature with French baguette.

Godot - Retard Indetermine

Baguette Skiing

'As a matter of fact I am an artist, but I only draw blood'

Prussian Siege of Paris, 1870

'We may not look like much, but the French accent works wonders with the ladies...'

'Does anyone have experience operating this thing?' 'MOI!'