Parisian Romantic T-Shirts

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Hats and Food

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Love in Boom

An Appreciation

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Marcello Mastroianni.

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"The thing I like about New York, Claudia, is you."

Titanic 100th anniversary

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

La Boheme - Mimi dies

"We will always have Paris."

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Le Roi Kong

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"Thanks for a lovely evening, fancy coming in for some nitrous oxide?"

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

Schunard

Wine Eiffel Tower

'That's Quasimodo's penthouse apartment. He made a fortune selling ring tones.'

Cineplex. Now Showing. It's a romantic comedy with zombies. Ah, a zoo-rom-com!

Can Can

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

'Please tell me that wasn't a discouraging word I heard?'

'Sunday morning, love - time to conceptualize brunch!'

Saxophonist

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

Journey to the Land of Enchantment

"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."