Prairie Romantic T-Shirts

'Please tell me that wasn't a discouraging word I heard?'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'Oh, the amenity!'

Ranch Dressing

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Heart-shaped guitar

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

The pen is mightier than the sward.

Shepherd

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

...and I see the catering is sorted.

Brown cow

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

Sheep

Rural Cityscape