Prairie Romantic Gifts

'Please tell me that wasn't a discouraging word I heard?'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Heart-shaped guitar

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'Oh, the amenity!'

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Ranch Dressing

The pen is mightier than the sward.

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Shepherd

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

...and I see the catering is sorted.

Rural Cityscape

Brown cow

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

Sheep