Wild West Romantic Gifts

Shootout at the Soapy Canal

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Nun Fight.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

High Riders of the Old West

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Artists of the wild west.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

All-Verbal Westerns

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The Not So Wild West