Old West Romantic Gifts

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'He Will!'

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

An Appreciation

The modern sheriff.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Trepanning for gold"

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

The corona ranger

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

Custer's Last Rollo

Reality Wagon Train

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

'I must warn you, I'm the fastest gun west of the Rie Grande.' 'WOW! Unfortunately, we're five miles east of the Rio Grande.'

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

Early American Think Tank.

"I can't right now. My spurs are stuck together."

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"So... You must be Billy the Kid..."