Old West Romantic Gifts

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

'You reckon we should mosey this guy?'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'He Will!'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

An Appreciation

"Trepanning for gold"

The modern sheriff.

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

The corona ranger

"Giddyup."

Custer's Last Rollo

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Reality Wagon Train

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

Early American Think Tank.

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."