Old West Culture Gifts

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Skate or die."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Herb's from Texas."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Towny Music Night.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Domestic Pardners

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Civil Howdy Pardnership