Old West Culture Gifts

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Skate or die."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Herb's from Texas."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Hombre's Best Friend.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Towny Music Night.

Domestic Pardners

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."