Wild West Spirit Gifts

Revenuers will be shot.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

All-Verbal Westerns

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Artists of the wild west.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'