Wild West History Gifts

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Nun Fight.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Artists of the wild west.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

All-Verbal Westerns

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Skate or die."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Old West Bounty Hunter.