History Of The Wild West Gifts

"Nobody dared to cross the stranger with a big iron on his hip."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Artists of the wild west.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

All-Verbal Westerns

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Cow duel.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'