Western History Gifts

'Just a minute. How can I be sure you're not one of those 'cowboy builders'? '

'This town ain't big enough for the two of us, so I'm proposing 1,000 new homes with a commitment to affordable housing plus adjacent retail park and leisure destination.'

'Chief, the pale-face wants you to listen to his latest album of industrial goth metal.'

'Yes, I got a lot out of your assertiveness training course and I would definitely recommend it to anyone.'

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

Everyone agreed big Jake was slow on the draw..But effective.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"You two musta riled up the cook somehow 'cause it shore looks like he's about to open a big old can of whoop ass."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'Oh no it's the transvestite kid.'

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

"He's 'O.K.' he grew up in Hawaii."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

Since the incident at the O.K. Corral, Tex couldn't hold his drink.

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

Billy. The Kid.

Mother-in-law/ mother out-law

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Skate or die."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'Mama! Aliens.'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'