American West History Gifts

"Yeah, you can drawl the drawl, but can you mosey the mosey?"

Billy. The Kid.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Nun Fight.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Artists of the wild west.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Tyrannosaurus Tex

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

Pioneers of the ancient west

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

What Are These?

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.