American West History Pillows

Billy. The Kid.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Nun Fight.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Artists of the wild west.

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

The Not So Wild West

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Build a home where the buffalo roam? Bah!

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

Pioneers of the ancient west

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

What Are These?

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

'You two gun Billy one leg the bandit?'