History Of The American West Gifts

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'

Lunch at the Old Cowboy's Home

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Billy. The Kid.

Reagacentennial

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Nun Fight.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

John F. Kennedy

Artists of the wild west.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Beware of Don"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

The Not So Wild West

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.