History Of The American West Gifts

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'

Lunch at the Old Cowboy's Home

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Billy. The Kid.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Nun Fight.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Well, if he can't be a Minuteman, he can be a minutedog.'

"Beware of Don"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Artists of the wild west.

John F. Kennedy

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

Statue of Liberty and the Financial Crisis

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

The Not So Wild West

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

Deceit and corruption sacrifice America to the money 'god'