Western History Enthusiast Gifts

'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

All-Verbal Westerns

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'