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'They want to know if they can have their arrows back.'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Dawing your Cellphone

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Have you been waiting long?'

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

All-Verbal Westerns

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Cow duel.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"