Western Heritage Gifts

'Sorry, ma'am, you just missed it. But we're expecting another one to blow through town in about an hour or so.'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Skate or die."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Draw!

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Herb's from Texas."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."