Western Heritage Pillows

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Skate or die."

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

Draw!

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Herb's from Texas."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Towny Music Night.

Domestic Pardners

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."