Collecting Western Memorabilia Pillows

Pension Plans of the Old West

'Lucky we got Clam to circle the wagons.'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'Okay, which one of you fellers gets the Trockenbeerenauslese?'

Toll Roads of the Old West.

Hee-Haul

"It's the third time this week you've asked me to stitch your shirt!"

The self-isolating Ranger

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Indian Ambush

'Don't stick 'em up!'

'No, that isn't the famous marshal. That's the town drunk. Wyatt Turps.'

'Anyone here answer to the name 'The Eldorado Kid'?'

"Hang on, I think they're just aiming for our hats."

'You can stay, but get your ass out of town!'

"First we get a bunch of cows."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"I said, can I borrow one of your pistols?"

Billy. The Kid.

"Downton Abbey Road"

Monuments

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

All-Verbal Westerns

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Oooops!

"My, it feels good to sit down."

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."