Collecting Cowboy Memorabilia Pillows

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

Cowboy legend # 37: Jack Valance.

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Downton Abbey Road"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Young Gums

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Western Outfitters.

The Not So Wild West

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Oooops!

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'