Collecting Cowboy Memorabilia T-Shirts

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

Cowboy legend # 37: Jack Valance.

'Look! Fat George must be back in town!'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Young Gums

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Oooops!

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Fossil bands

The Fab Four