Collecting Cowboy Hats T-Shirts

"Perhaps I'm not hearing you right, stranger. Did you just call me 'cupcake'?"

"What?"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Beanirrito"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Western Outfitters.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I know your mother."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Ralph Stanley

A day at the races

They will too notice.

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

Drinking Hats

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Ed's Salary Cap

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."