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"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Young Gums

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Jasper's Limo Service.

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Cowboy

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"What?"

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

The Drone Ranger

Cowboy Trump

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."