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I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Beanirrito"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Young Gums

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Victorian Gentleman

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"