Cowboy Hat Collectors T-Shirts

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

An Unexpected Guest.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Beanirrito"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Young Gums

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Western Outfitters.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Victorian Gentleman

Hombre's Best Friend.

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'