Vintage Hat Collector T-Shirts

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Beanirrito"

The original paperless office

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Pre-Television Man Caves

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Victorian Gentleman

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

Western Outfitters.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I know your mother."