Vintage Hat Collector T-Shirts

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Beanirrito"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Pre-Television Man Caves

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

JET (Part I)

Victorian Gentleman

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Western Outfitters.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

Hombre's Best Friend.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I know your mother."