Big Hat Collector T-Shirts

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Western Outfitters.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Victorian Gentleman

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"I know your mother."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"