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'Stranger, this town is too small for the both of us...'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Young Gums

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

The Not So Wild West

Western Outfitters.

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'Did you want me, boss?'