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"I've lost track of who's who -- they're all wearing the same hat."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Beanirrito"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

I love the Shard

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Scarf puts hat back on.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Western Outfitters.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Hombre's Best Friend.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Victorian Gentleman

'I think there's been some mistake...'

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

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