Cowboy Hat Wearers Gifts

Ralph Stanley

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Young Gums

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Cowboy

Jasper's Limo Service.

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

The Drone Ranger

Cowboy Trump

"Hatless" Bill Johnson

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."