Collecting Cowboy Hats Pillows

"Perhaps I'm not hearing you right, stranger. Did you just call me 'cupcake'?"

"What?"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

I love the Shard

Scarf puts hat back on.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Western Outfitters.

Hombre's Best Friend.

"I know your mother."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

A day at the races

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"Perhaps this one, sir."

"Ahem."

'I was told you were looking for a man of many hats.'

"We try to set aside a little time for silliness."

Ed's Salary Cap

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'