Memorabilia Collecting Pillows

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

"... And how much am I bid for this set of, John McEnroe's golf clubs?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pete Sampras

Monuments

"Downton Abbey Road"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Sister Cities

"No Hand Sanitiser"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Mark Gastineau

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Fossil bands

Oooops!

Baseball.

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Kobe Bryant

The Fab Four

The Babe calls his shot.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Lionel Messi

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."