Wild West Whimsy Gifts

'Well Cookie. . . it looks like some horse droppings, cattle droppings, some tumbleweeds, barbed wire and parts from an old wagon. . . What the heck do you call it??'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

New Guy.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Nun Fight.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Artists of the wild west.

Young Gums

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

The Not So Wild West

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Let's scoot."

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron