Wild West Whimsy Gifts

'Well Cookie. . . it looks like some horse droppings, cattle droppings, some tumbleweeds, barbed wire and parts from an old wagon. . . What the heck do you call it??'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

New Guy.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Nun Fight.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Young Gums

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Artists of the wild west.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

The Not So Wild West

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Let's scoot."