Western Whimsy Enjoyers Gifts

Young Gums

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Skate or die."

The Not So Wild West

Sea Horse outside saloon

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Cattlemans Saloon.

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

"No matter what Mr Jones, I am sure we can pull you through!"

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Cowboy Acupuncture

"The Vesparados"

"Yes, I can help you with your loan questions. I'm the loan arranger."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Take this, Luke. They say it's impossible to get a decent baguette west of the Pecos."

'The streets of Dodge City fell eerily quiet as the market researchers strode into town.'

"Yeah, but I'm sick of the glitter getting all over everything."

'Well Cookie. . . it looks like some horse droppings, cattle droppings, some tumbleweeds, barbed wire and parts from an old wagon. . . What the heck do you call it??'

A showdown between a cowboy and a clock

Cowboys in a saloon gather around a Georgia O'Keefe painting.

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

"I had to do it, Jeb. He was grilling zucchini."

"The mosquitoes are coming!"

'You can stay, but get your ass out of town!'

It's hardly a claim to fame: Most of us have had ancestors killed by Buffalo Bill...

"Well, I'll be danged-he's got accordion boots."

Doc. Bogle: Specializing in Itchy Trigger Finger.

"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"

Rocking Cowboy

Silhouette of cowboy,cowgirl and horse on fence in the moonlight

Branding Turnabout