Western Folklore Lover Gifts

"OK, Sheriff, who was that masked man?"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Bigfoot"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

Young Gums

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Which one is yours?"

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"