Wild West Wonder Gifts

"It's kind of a trademark thing. I shoot first. Then I ask a question. Then I yodel."

"No stranger, this ain't the OK Corral"

'I said cool it with the interpretive dance, Ben,'

'Watch it, Clem. He knowns marshal arts.'

'No, that isn't the famous marshal. That's the town drunk. Wyatt Turps.'

"No! No! That is M-A-R-T-I-A-L. . ."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Nun Fight.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Artists of the wild west.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

All-Verbal Westerns

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.