Western Wonder Gifts

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Dawing your Cellphone

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Injured backpacker.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Draw!

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

At the "Ice-C-U".

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Shaved Ice

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'