Western Wonder Pillows

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Snowman

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Dawing your Cellphone

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Giant Snowflake.

'Gesundheit.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Injured backpacker.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Draw!

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

The Not So Wild West

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Shaved Ice

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'