Western World Wonderer Pillows

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Snow Devil

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Ice Skater

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Rockefeller Center."

The Not So Wild West

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Socially distanced sledding

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Christmas tree exchange

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"Let's scoot."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Hanukkah tree

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse