Western World Wonderer Pillows

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Snow Devil

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Ice Skater

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

The Not So Wild West

"Rockefeller Center."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Socially distanced sledding

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"Let's scoot."

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Christmas tree exchange

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Hanukkah tree

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'