Wild West Wanderers Gifts

This town ain't big enough for the one million, five hundred and thirty two thousand of us.

'Howdy - I'm Hopalong Incapassidy.'

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

'I'd like a word with you about your 'faithful' Indian companion!'

Woman ties her husband up with the horses outside a saloon.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Sport Utility Boot.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Desert Island Mishap

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"