Wild West Walker Gifts

'Had I'd known it would be such a long walk I wouldn't have worn heels.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Sport Utility Boot.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Nun Fight.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Have you been waiting long?'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"