Wild West Wit Seeker Gifts

Paninis of the Old West

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Billy. The Kid.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Nun Fight.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

High Riders of the Old West

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

All-Verbal Westerns

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."