Wild West Romantic Pillows

Shootout at the Soapy Canal

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Nun Fight.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Artists of the wild west.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

All-Verbal Westerns

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'