Wild West Dreamers Gifts

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

Things were Running Smooth at Inchworm Town until...

New Guy.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Tourists in Egypt

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

A Tumble Cow

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

SPOONING CACTI

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Lost in Admiration