Park Romantic Gifts

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Venus

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Paint pots in love

Love linked

Diamond outfits

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love Conquers All

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Missing You.

"Recess does things to a man."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Ostriches making out

The High Line at Giza

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Dog in love

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"