Park Lover Gifts

"I've had to be both mother and father to them."

'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

Whittlers Mother

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

Welcome to the Fun Park. . .

Studies show an optimistic attitude can add years to your life ? usually at the expense of everyone else around you.

'Sorry buddy, this one's taken.'

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

'The popcorn is okay, but we'd rather just have the money.'

'Got an acorn? Don't disappoint me.'

'That guy's always ruining it for the rest of us'

Feeding the birds in the park via a mini restaurant

Pigeons are evil,

'Fisherman luring people into a pond with money on the end of a fishing line.'

Elephants Stampeding Towards Oblivious People on Park Benches

'Mrs. Fipperwell watches the world jog by.'

'Was it your idea to have it catered?'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

'Tell me that's not him with that hussy from Yosemite! Old Faithful indeed...'

'Don't make me come up there!'

A man feeds the pigeons at the park and the pigeons end up eating him.

Duck catching

Man on bench in park feeding balloons gift tags.

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

'This bench is not in memory of someone. . . it's just a bench.

"The extra teeth whitener went in the garbage?"

Do not abuse the Lawn

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Hey birdy! Want some bread?"

"Jog on!"

"He must be ancient."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

New closures due to the pandemic

"Peanuts? . . . Really?"

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."