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"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Venus

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Love Conquers All

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Love linked

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"You're solemates!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Missing You.

Ostriches making out

A man looks up at the earth

"Recess does things to a man."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'