Urban Romantic T-Shirts

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Love in Boom

"The thing I like about New York, Claudia, is you."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Right click for yes...

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

"I gotta be me!"

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Mr. Right!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'More bubbles!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Love Conquers All

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Diamond outfits

Love linked

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"You're solemates!"

Ostriches making out

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"