Urban Romantics T-Shirts

"I don't expect you to love me forever, just until you get stabbed."

Right click for yes...

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Cupid paints Stop sign

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"On your left."

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

Love in Boom

Graffitti.

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"The thing I like about New York, Claudia, is you."

Strategies that will always work

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic