Punk Romantics T-Shirts

Graffitti.

Edgar Allen Poe

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Nice haircut."

Punkins

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Consenting Adults.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Cybergoth.

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

Disease-y Top

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Australian punk

"You need a mint."

Original punks go to reunion

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Punk Angel

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."