Punk Romantics T-Shirts

Graffitti.

Edgar Allen Poe

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

'Punk Rock?'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Cybergoth.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Disease-y Top

Consenting Adults.

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Ian Dury

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Australian punk

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"You need a mint."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Original punks go to reunion

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Punk Angel

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."